That is part of the beauty of all literature. You discover that your longings are universal longings, that you’re not lonely and isolated from anyone. You belong.
(Source: centeios)

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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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Mickey Watercolour
Very very yummy protein shake!
(I don’t have exact measurements so bear with me)
1 cup almond milk
2 handfuls frozen blueberries
1 handful fresh spinach
1 scoop vanilla protein powder.
Blend until smooth. Near the end I used the frappe button to make it super frothy and rich. Absolutely delicious!!
(Source: adorablebabykillingmachines)
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

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(Source: livingbeyondthescale)
- british: american people are so annoying
- chinese: american people are so annoying
- mexicans: american people are so annoying
- french: american people are so annoying
- americans: we are so annoying
- canadians: i fucking love maple syrup







